Lollipop [One-Shot, Death Note]

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Title: Lollipop
Fandom: Death Note
Characters/Pairings: Female!Beyond Birthday x Male!A (Abstract Align)
Rating: R, to be safe (because, LOL, non-explicit sex).
Status: One-Shot
Word Count: 2900
Summary: Sometimes, A wonders if B is one of those reasons as to why he hasn't jumped out the nearest window yet.
Disclaimer: The original Death Note concept belongs to Tsugumi Ohba, and Takeshi Obata, while Beyond Birthday and A belong to Nishio Ishin. However, I do own this story.
Notes: Good God, do not ask me what I was smoking when I wrote this. I blame aa_lithium for the gender bender and Male!A's personality; our cracktastic RPs from OVER NINETHOUSAND YEARS AGO gave me plot bunnies again. ;DDDD

UH. This is probably NSFW, due to the butchering of B's personality and fade to black hand jobs, so, yeah. B|;;

( A's current life-expectancy: minus twenty years. )